Holly Parker
Absolutely fantastic hotel. The rooms are comfortable and clean. The food and drinks were delicious. The entertainment team were very talented.
We locked the app, it made things easier for us as people who like to plan what we’re doing and where we eat etc. It was very handy you could request additional things, we forgot our toothbrushes and was able to request these on the app and these were delivered to our room ready for us to use.
It is a quiet hotel, entertainment finishes at 10.30pm and all bars close at midnight. There is not dancing type of entertainment, but watching shows in the chilled out piano bar.
A few pointers to improve would be more service of drinks around the pool during the day as this service was slow. Also there were no food options after 10pm which after drinking cocktails and enjoying the entertainment, all I wanted was a snack but there was nothing on the resort. Other all inclusive we have stayed at have had a late night food option.
Overall the stay was fantastic, the staff were friendly and it felt well staffed overall.
Good location, a short 15 minute walk to the town centre and harbour where there are a range of restaurants bars and shops, including a supermarket and souvenir shops.
Thank you Secrets for a lovely holiday 🥰
Michael Pearce
Overall a great experience for a weeks relaxing holiday in the sun. Excellent facilities and restaurants at the hotel and only a 15 minute walk down to the marina where there is a great selection of other bars and restaurants. Service was very good, efficient and friendly. Spa was well worth a visit. The hotel even looks after about 10 cats so that is a positive for any cat fans. There were 2 issues that made this only a 4 star.
1) Given this is marketed as an adults only hotel, geared towards couples, the rooms had twin beds pushed together. I know this is common in Europe but really did not make any sense at this hotel.
2) The pools had no heating at all which meant they were incredibly cold and as a result they were hardly used by anyone. They could do with adding just a small amount of heat to make them still refreshing but comfortable to use.
layla berger
My boyfriend and I had an amazing stay at Secrets Lanzarote. The Unlimited-Luxury® offer is perfect if you just want to relax and slow down.
Everything was spotless, and there was literally nothing more we could have wished for. You’ll find everything you need here—from a spa and gym area, beautiful pools, and great restaurants to beach access, all kinds of sports activities, and more.
A huge thank you goes out to the staff who made our stay even better. Everyone was incredibly welcoming and attentive! A special thank you to Konte, who welcomed us with open arms and so much warmth 🤗—he truly does a miraculous job.
Long story short: Thank you very much, dear Secrets Lanzarote team. We will never forget our holiday here 🩷
EJ
We stayed at Secrets Lanzarote and had a fantastic time. The location is perfect—just a short walk from Puerto Calero Marina, where you can enjoy lovely restaurants and shops by the water.
The hotel itself is adults-only, which made the whole experience feel very peaceful and relaxing. No loud crowds, just calm surroundings, great views, and plenty of space to unwind.
The food at the hotel was really good with plenty of variety and fresh options at every meal. I’d definitely recommend upgrading to the Preferred Club—it’s worth the extra money for the exclusive areas, extra perks, and a more premium experience overall.
If you’re looking for a quiet, relaxing holiday with great food and beautiful surroundings, this is the place to go.
Ed Finn
My recent stay at Secrets Lanzarote Resort & Spa was nothing short of exceptional. From the moment I arrived, I was struck by the sense of calm and luxury that defines this adults-only haven. Tucked away in a stunning location near Puerto Calero, it truly felt like a hidden oasis of happiness.
The food was outstanding — from vibrant breakfasts to elegant evening dining, each meal was a pleasure. The resort offers a variety of restaurants, and the quality and presentation were consistently superb.
One of the real highlights for me was the Secrets Spa. Easily one of the best wellness spaces on the island, it’s the perfect retreat for rejuvenation — think tranquil treatments, hydrotherapy, and world-class service.
I opted for an upgrade to the Preferred Club, and it was worth every cent. My swim-up room was a dream — stylish, private, and ideal for soaking in the sunshine in peace. The elevated service that came with Preferred status made me feel completely pampered throughout.
A special mention must go to Carla Reira and the entire team, who were simply outstanding — warm, professional, and full of passion for what they do. Their attention to detail and genuine hospitality elevated the whole experience.
I’ve stayed in many places across Lanzarote over the years, but Secrets Lanzarote now ranks as one of the very best. I can’t wait to return.