Leah Aue
This hotel was probably the best hotel I’ve ever been. The employees were very friendly and helped us with everything we needed. The rooms were very clean and also have a modern interior. Absolutely amazing was the buffet, it’s not always the same, that’s pretty nice to have a good variety of food.
The best for us was the big pool and the area around it. It’s very clean, modern and also not too crowded.
My family and I had a great time visiting the Alyssa suite hotel! Thank you for giving us this great experience.
Peter Westwood
Real review pls read
The hotel is lovely and clean and checking in was very quick. Rooms easy to find and the site it’s on looks lovely. So first impressions of the place was awesome.
The rooms are very nice n a good size clean n very practical. Suits couples better but if u have kids like us the sofa turns into a decent bed. The bedroom is separate from the front so that’s also an advantage if u want to have a quick nap n the rest can chill in the front . One thing is the HDMI socket are blocked on the tv so if u take a switch or a fire stick it unfortunately doesn’t work on there tv so dont expect to watch anything other than itv or bbc . We like to watch a film the odd night so unfortunately couldn’t. But all in all a solid 8 for the rooms .
The food . What can I say about the food . It’s absolutely rubbish. The bfast is terrible they grill or fry hotdog sausage for the bfast n the bacon is so fatty there’s no bacon scrambled egg still runny n boiled eggs just about boiled. The dinner is equally as bad as is the evening meals . Compared to other all inclusive we have the choice is very limited n most days we had to eat out or have chips n ice cream . It was a really disappointment and we love food . The snack bar food is the same they cook it for u so the hotdog I tried they cooked fresh n the bun was actually hotter than the sausage. The chips was cold like they had done them in cool oil not fully up to temp .
The drinks are great and cocktails are decent and included on all inclusive. Entertainment isn’t gr8 but ok but it’s generally a few kids standing around n singing or dancing each night n mainly not in English.
It’s a walk to the town an after a few days the walk gets very long to the point u don’t want to walk there . There’s no shops in the hotel but water on recreation for 1.5 euros. Taxi is between 5-6 euros each way so not to bad and makes life a lot more easy .
If ur looking for a relaxing place with a few pools n clean then this is the place but if like us u love ur food it’s probably not for u .
Lovely hotel but food is terrible
liam wild
Our stay at Labranda Alyssa Suite Hotel was a fantastic experience, thanks to the exceptional service provided by the entire team. Check-in was smooth and hassle-free, setting a great tone for our holiday. The suites were well-suited for a family of two adults and two children, offering comfort and convenience. While some areas of the rooms could benefit from minor maintenance, this did not detract from our overall enjoyment.
For the price, the value exceeded expectations, making for a relaxing and enjoyable getaway. The evening kids’ mini disco was a delightful touch, though, like most hotels, it was brief at 30 minutes. The hotel’s peaceful atmosphere added to its charm, and its location—just a pleasant 25-minute walk from town—provided a perfect balance of tranquility and accessibility.
We highly recommend Labranda Alyssa Suite Hotel to families seeking a comfortable and serene holiday experience.
Luce Will
We stayed here all inclusive for 10 nights. Had a lovely stay, rooms are clean and cleaned daily. Food, a huge variety, different cuisines each day for dinner. It did feel a little repetitive after a few days, but food was tasty enough. Pool area was clean and always sun loungers available, says you can't put your towel on to save them but people still did, but as I say there were always some available. Snack bar was ok food was burger, hotdogs, fries or a toastie. It was ok nothing great. Cocktails were lovely. Entertainment was ok, bingo, kids disco, live singers etc. The 2 sisters were my favourite.
My door on our room wouldn't lock as it had dropped. Cleaners didn't realise so my door was left open after cleaning. They fixed it but after a couple of days it dropped again. I had to wait for my room to be cleaned before going out so I could lock up. Closest beach is about 20 mins walk flamingo beach. Main playa blanca is about a 40 minute walk. There are cats about too which I made friends with, if you go here give them some loves from me 🥰
Emma C
Wonderful hotel, staff are so lovely and welcoming. Rooms are nice, beds not the most comfy but not bad for a week. Breakfast is nice and they always have someone cooking fresh items like omelette. Dinners are different each evening. Cocktails from the bar were lovely with such friendly staff. There are some shops and restaurants about a 15 minute walk but to explore more you need to be able to walk a fair distance or be happy to get a taxi. Reception are brilliant with taxis and will help.
Loved our stay and will definitely come back to Lanzarote to explore further.